bad boy smurf crush

Every girl I know who grew watching The Smurfs had a crush on Handy Smurf -- myself included. Why? All the Smurfs were identical, except for Papa (who wore red and had a beard), Brainy (the glasses), and Handy (that lovely little heart-shaped tattoo). So why were we all smitten with Handy and not Brainy? Can anyone even NAME another Smurf besides Papa or Smurfette? (And yes, it should be disturbing that she was the only girl living with all those guys...)

I used to think Andy Leyland was my first bad-boy crush, but now I have to recant. It wasn't Andy, it was Handy. I was a six-year-old with a crush on the bad-boy Smurf. La LA la la la LA, LA la la la LA!